30
Jun
2009
Guys Should Start Lining Up For Some Chilli
Word has it that VH1′s next big love reality show will be starring none other then 38-year-old Rozonda Thomas, aka TLC’s Chilli. Although she’s had huge success in the singing arena, apparently she needs a t.v. show to find a man. This economy is really effecting folks huh? Has she not yet even looked in to match.com? They say that you are guaranteed to find your perfect match…(shrugging). Well, this should definitely make for an interesting show and we are hoping to see lots of fights, drama and grown men crying. Dudes are going to be lining up for blocks to get a shot at landing a lip lock on this hot pepper!
Before you all jump in line though, make sure you have your cards in order. Remember, she has a 12 year old son by producer Dallas Austin, and spent a good few years with R&B star Usher. Long story short, you better have some deep pockets, and ability to get along well with kids. GOOD LUCK.
7
May
2009
Jon Gosselin Is An Idiot
If you haven’t seen the TLC show Jon & Kate Plus Eight now is the reason to start watching it. Jon is the father of 8 kids but that’s not the worst part…his wife is the controlling matriarch who lays down the law. The reality show is basically about Jon and Kate being unable to conceive children so they get assistance from a fertility clinic hence the 8 kids. On the television series it appears as if Jon has no manhood..at least until now.
UsWeekly recently caught Jon leaving Legends Lounge bar early one early March morning with a 23-year-old elementary school teacher. Kate was out of town promoting her new book: Eight Little Faces in Washington when all of this occurred and had no idea. The two allegedly have had a 3-month affair and it has been confirmed by five people close to the situation (including two relatives). The woman in question is a third grade teacher by the name of Deanna Hummel.
Deanna’s brother, Jason Hummel has basically sold his story to UsWeekly in an attempt to protect his “naive sister.” Jason is quoted in this weeks UsWeekly as saying: “She’s a nice girl, not a home wrecker, this isn’t healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself.”
Deanna denies the affair and her brother’s story BUT there is a video clip that shows Jon leaving Deanna’s home which she happens to share with her brother Jason. Damn Jon you are screwed. The video which was taken a month before the infamous picture of Jon and Deanna leaving the bar was taken on March 13th at 7:30 in the morning!
Jason went on to elaborate on his sister and Jon’s behavior stating that: “[They] pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers, it was weird. He’s a grown man.”
Jon is still denying his late rendevous but it is just a matter of time before some pictures are leaked of them in a compromising position. Jon has gone on the record and said:
“Like most people, I have male and female friends and I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV, however, being out with them late at night showed poor judgment on my part.”
This episode of Jon cheating is not new because back in February he was flirting and even tried to kiss several students at Juniata College in Huntington, Pa. The reality star allegedly told one undergrad that he was getting a divorce.
Kate has most likely ripped Jon a new one he can kiss his little piece goodbye because he is never going to see the light of day EVER!