16
May
2009
Shia LaBeouf Admits He Isn’t Packin’
The 22 year old Transformers superstar Shia LaBeouf is not the man ladies think he may be. In a recent interview with Playboy Magazine, he spoke about his first sexual experience 4 years ago, and openly admitted to not really packing that much. Might as well not lie about it, because the next thing you now he’ll be chapter 6 of some book written by a random groupie in a tell all about how he’s as endowed as a toddler.
“I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.”
“I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.”
Can’t hate the guy for being honest. But hey, like therapists say if you ever have to give negative information make sure you always present positive information as well. He went on to say the following about one of his girlfriends.
“We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest shit.”
If you aren’t packin’, might as well at least let the ladies know you can still handle yours. His publicist is teaching him well!