Aren’t we all wondering when Heidi Montag,23 will go away for good? The hands on reality star posted on her twitter account today how she is getting to know her self all over again. Montag, who had a mind blowing count ‘em 10 cosmetic surgeries all in one day back November 2009 tweeted:
“Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. “Ladies, we have to keep those implants soft.”
With her doggie custody battle and her pending divorce from douchebag Spencer Pratt this is just the beginning of her senseless rants!
Al Roker is straight up gangsta. We need not get on his bad side. In a follow-up interview after the initial Speidi showdown on the Today Show Roker let it be known he ain’t no damn punk. Roker defended his views saying he felt he was asking questions about Speidi’s annoying (did we say annoying? YES. annoying) publicity stunts. Roker said: ” They are so unused to people asking them a real question, they don’t know how to react.” You got that right. I mean c’mon we are not talking about labels being taken off of shampoo bottles, people!
When Meredith Veira told Roker about how Spencer’s new found love of Jesus Christ prevented him from beating the crap out of the weatherman, Roker said: “If he had tried to come across, I would have dropped him like a bag of dirt.” Now them is fighting words. It’s on like Donkey Kong. We personally think Roker would kick Spencer’s ass.
OH HELL YEAHHHHH someone FINALLY puts the oh so holy, Heidi “ugly face” Montag and Spencer “Douche Bag” Pratt in their place. Who the hell would have thought it would have been Al Roker??? On the “Today Show” this morning, Al got the opportunity to interview the couple that swears they are as big as Brad and Angelina, and what a sight it was. I think you could totally feel the steam coming out of Al through the damn television. He put the two on BLAST with quotes that they had made on the show, while they sat there and tried to beat around the bush and lie about it. The awesome part, is that Al made sure these two answered every single question, and he did it with attitude. He didn’t tip toe around a damn thing. NOW THIS is how interviews need to go down. Mind you, the two looked like TOTAL IDIOTS stumbling over words etc. They obviously didn’t see this one coming from good ol’ Uncle Al.
As soon as the show was over they called up Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to sob…
Heidi said, “I was shocked at how rude he was – I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked. I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now? I’m just a young woman and you’re coming at me so aggressively and meanly and mean-spirited. I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all.“
Heidi, give us a f-cking break. You also cried when you found out someone took the sticker off your shampoo bottle. Thank god everyone sees through this fake couple. ENJOY!!!
Yes, that’s what happened in the “jungles” of Costa Rica. Speidi’s attempt to make the show “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” all about them has worked. Heidi and Spencer’s attempt to stay on the show led to them being held in isolation with rats, snakes and of course eating a steady diet of rice, beans, and water. Heidi fell ill and was hospitalized with a stomach irritation. We found out about this by Heidi’s little sister who released a statement on twitter:
[Heidi was] rushed to the hospital and has an IV in her arm after being locked in a dark room for 3 days w no food or water. Pls pray she will be ok…Her family is flying out to see her in the hospital.”
Sigh. It was just last week that Speidi was begging to come back on the reality show. Saying the devil got to them. NBC exec Paul Telegdy said the “insincere, lazy, entitled” Pratts had to endure a stint in “isolation” before producers would decide the twosome’s fate on Monday’s show, vowing that the Pratts “really are going to bare their souls.”
We do hope that Heidi gets well but let’s pray they stay far away from reality tv for a long time.
First of all who the hell is this chick? Can you guess? We are pretty sure everyone has had heard of these two reality stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt and they make for great gossip. Tonight on NBC we all will watch what will hopefully be the end of their extended 15 minutes of fame on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here. Sources close to the show told Ryan Seacrest that: “They [Heidi & Spencer] wanted to be treated like stars.” “[Spencer] literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan.”
The two primadonnas even refused to eat the same food as everyone else, and have the nerve to complain about being treated like the rest of the Z list stars. After only 2 days of shooting the couple wanted to quit twice! Fortunately for us an NBC executive convinced them to stay on for what will be our pure enjoyment. Heidi the ugly crier that she is complained because she didn’t like who the producers chose for the cast (Janice Dickinson, Stephen Baldwin, Lou Diamond Phillips, John Salley, Sanjaya Malakar) saying: “I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed.” We can’t wait to see Heidi and Spencer in the jungles of Costa Rica. Make sure to tune in tonight on NBC at 8pm.
These two Hills reality stars fifteen minutes of fame ran out a long time ago but they stay in the newspapers. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt became husband and wife at the Westminister Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, California. The bride wore a custom made$19,000 Monique Lhuillier dress and was bling blinged out in Neil Lane jewels worth $1.2 million dollars.
The couple exchanged vows with 200 of their friends which included Hills co-stars and many others Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner, Frankie Delgado, Perez Hilton, Mario Lopez, and Kristin Cavalleri (Laguna Beach). If you think you have had enough of these two brace yourself because they are going to be on NBC’s “I Am A Celebrity Now Get Me Out Of Here” premiering June 1st. More wedding pics!