Drea De Matteo Is The New Bitch on Wisteria Lane

Wisteria Lane will never be the same. Now that Nicollette Sheridan is gone a new bitch is on the scene and her name is Andrea Donna De Matteo. You guys now Drea from her days on the amazing HBO show The Sopranos as Joey’s girlfriend Adriana. This Queens girl won a Emmy For Best Supporting Actress, and was nominated for a Golden Globe in the same year (2004) for her portrayal of Adriana. Did we mention she was ranked on the mother of all lists Maxim’s Top 100 Women in 2001 and 2002. Not too shabby.
The producers of DH have cast Drea as an Italian mother (of course) whose family has just moved onto the block. You know there is gonna be tons of drama. No word yet as to who will play the husband and daughter. One thing for sure is that this season is going to be good!
Eva Longoria Is Sizzlin’ In St. Tropez

Tony Parker is one lucky guy! He gets to see Eva Longoria in her birthday suit every day. We get a glance at the Desperate Housewive on vacation wearing a see through tiny white boobtube with a ass crack loving bottom bathing suit. St. Tropez is the one of the stops the couple took aboard a luxurious yacht as her and Tony take a european tour. The couple have already been to Cannes, Vienna, and Paris. We are sure Eva knows the papparazzi are watching her and Tony’s every move. The actress that she is sure seems to enjoy taking a shower aboard the yacht.

