Randy Sparks Arrested in Big Ass Truck

Miami Dolphins defensive end Randy Starks was arrested Sunday morning after hitting an officer in a freakin’ Freightliner truck. Do you know exactly what a Freightliner truck is? Just think about one of those HUGE 16 wheeler trucks…now take off the back half, and that’s what the dude was driving around South Beach Miami in the middle of the night. Take a look at that picture above…crazy right? The trucks normally fit 4 people, but at 12:20am this loser has 13 people jam packed inside of it with one woman sitting in his lap while driving.
The report had stated that the unidentified cop was running after the truck by foot for almost 1/2 of a block pounding on the rear drivers side window for them to stop, but Starks kept it moving.
“I slowly approached the side door and just as I reached it the vehicle accelerated and started moving forward and slightly to the left,” the unidentified officer writes in the report. “The vehicle’s path caused the driver’s side of the vehicle to strike me in the chest pushing me back and pinning me against a vehicle stopped in traffic in the northbound lane.”
A second officer was also in route, pounding on the passenger side window and they eventually came to a stop. To top it off, the license plate wasn’t even registered to the truck. Sparks was arrested and released today on $10,000 bond. What’s with these down south dudes and their trucks???