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2
Mar
2010
Jessica Simpson Is Still Pissed Off At John Mayer
Jessica Simpson is sitting down with Oprah Winfrey to tell the world that she doesn’t approve of John Mayer‘s recent comments in Playboy Magazine. Simpson told Winfrey:
“I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!” referring to the Mayer’s stupid remark that sleeping with Jessica was like “sexual napalm”.
Just in case you missed the boat about what John really said this is the full quote:
“And drugs aren’t good for you, if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”
The 29 year-old also spoke about the criticism she received about her so called weight gain.
“It’s a really hard thing for me to talk about.”
Oprah was completely shocked when she found out that Jessica was still tiny as in a size 4 vs. size 0.
“You were a size 4 and people were calling you fat?”
If you want more info on Jessica’s interview with Oprah you are gonna have to watch it tomorrow ‘cuz that’s all they released.
11
Feb
2010
John Mayer Chokes Up On Stage {With Video}
It’s been a tough week for John Mayer. After using the N word and bragging about his sex with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson in a Playboy interview it looks like it took its toll. Last night on stage at Nashville’s Sommet Center he paused to talk to his fans and his band.
“In the quest to be clever, I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me. He added that his behavior was “selfishness and greediness and arrogance.” He said that he thought if he could just be “speedy and witty and pull together as many fast words and phrases as I could, that I would be clever enough to buy myself another day without anybody pinning me down and saying, ‘You’re a creep.’
John talked about his passion and talent:
“I should have just given that up and played the guitar, I didn’t. So I decided I would try to be as clever as possible all the time, and I did that at the expense of people that I love and that feels absolutely terrible. I think it’s important that you know that everybody on this stage is here playing with me not because they condone what I say in any interview … they’re on this stage because they support myself as a possible future grown-up.”
Mayer’s voice was starting to crack when he told his fans:
“And maybe they see something that I don’t. So maybe I need to take a break from trying to be clever and spend a little time looking at what they see — because they’ve done an unbelievable thing by standing on this stage and standing by my side playing tonight. It’s just not worth being clever,” he said, adding: “I quit the media game. I’m out. I’m done. I just want to play my guitar.”
Don’t think John is over tweeting! After the show he tweeted:
“I just wanted to play the guitar for people. Everything else just sort of popped up and I improvised, and kept doubling down on it…”
So do you guys forgive him?
20
Jan
2010
John Mayer Not Over Jennifer
A shirtless John Mayer pours his heart out to Rolling Stone Magazine speaking about his new cd and his love for Jennifer Aniston. John still thinks about Aniston and says: ”I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life.” Check out the dirty highlights from Rolling Stone which is hitting stands tomorrow along with the some sexy pics of John.
On Finding His Perfect Soul Mate:
“Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? …I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a fuck about it.”
On Hooking Up:
“All I want to do now is fuck the girls I’ve already fucked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them.”
Wow thanks John for your honesty and dirty thoughts.
12
Sep
2009
Jay Z Rocks The Garden for 9/11 Benefit Concert
Jay Z brought the house down last night at his 9/11 Benefit Concert at MSG. The two hour show was peppered with everything from his first album to his latest Blueprint III album. Jay also brought the house down by bringing out some seriously big guns!!! He did performances with Memphis Bleek, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Diddy, Kanye, Kid Cudi, John Mayer, Pharrell and of coarse you can’t forget his lady….Beyonce.
Check out some of the videos below to get a taste of how the night went! We loved Mary!
Jay’s Opening
Beyonce
23
Jun
2009
John Mayer Tells Perez He Deserved It
Goodness this is getting so juicy we love it. It’s like high school all over again without the pimples and awkwardness. So last night John Mayer gave Perez Hilton a piece of his mind regarding the incident with Will.i.am and guess what? It was all on twitter! Don’t you just love it?! John basically told Perez he could have handled the whole entire situation better (which is very true) and his beatdown should serve as a learning lesson. We sure hope so. Take a peek at the heated tweets below.
John Mayer: @perezhilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.
Perez: @johncmayer That’s real funny! Ha ha! And I’m sure you also think I “deserved” to get hit!
John: @PerezHilton Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.
Perez: @johncmayer Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it’s not fucking funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u. Karma is NOT getting punched in the face!
John: @perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”
Perez: @johncmayer Ok.
John: @PerezHilton agreed. So let’s meet up this week and I’ll give you your first krav maga instruction. We’ll break the event down and learn…1. de-escalation tactics. 2.Creating distance. Instuctives (“get back!” placing the hand out) 3. Combined block and attack…by understanding the genetics of a violent incident you can learn to avoid them. And if you can’t, you will learn to end them.
Perez: @johncmayer I cant DM u and Im not trying to play this out publicly. B well. I dont wish u harm. I talk shit but I sincerely wish no 1 harm.
John: @perezhilton from the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can’t blog the world, my friend. people don’t want to see you hurt, they want to see you experience something equalizing.
Perez: @johncmayer I totally did experience a lack of control – on the part of Will.I.Am and his road manager! I agree with you 100%! And people DO want to see me hurt. That’s what I’ve been reading over and over again. But it’s cool. I’ll be back 2 normal tomm.
John: @PerezHilton you might have a gash on your face for a few more days, but the real healing? It’s happening right now.
Perez: @johncmayer I’m not human! I’m a monster! Good night, John Mayer.
John: @PerezHilton Good night Perez, you dumb shit.
Sometime John can be annoying with all of his antics but this one should go down in Best Tweets of All Time
15
Jun
2009
John Mayer Takes Rob Dyrdek To The Hospital Because He Can’t Handle His Alcohol
Well at least we know the guy was having a blast. Lady killer, John Mayer and MTV reality star/skateboard legend Rob Dyrdek were partying at My House Club in LA when John obviously realized that Rob had a bit too much to drink. Orrrr ummmm….well yeah we’ll say “drink” but who knows what else these guys may have been on during the time. John being the true friend that he is, decided…..HEY…we need to embarrass the sh-t out of this guy and troop him right out the front door and over to a hospital. A real friend doesn’t just take a buddy to the emergency room after a few drinks too many though. A real friend will watch over you laying in bed, and Tweet about it and laugh when you puke all over the place.
John said on his Twitter that Rob was going to live: “In triage at Cedars with @robdyrdek. When the contents of his stomach hit that silicon bag and we all saw it, we just broke into appluse.”
We’re guessing that Rob wont remember a damn thing.
*Note to self, do not party too hard with John Mayer because he will put your sh-t out there.
18
May
2009
John Mayer Loves Kisses,,,Really He Does
John Mayer was leaving the hot nightspot My House with tons of kisses! The lucky lady whoever she is kissed John all over his wonderland body. John twitted about his night out: “Trying to procure as many red lipstick kisses on my face as I can. Trying to gag photogs and make a joke OH MY GOD MONTEL JORDAN JUST CAME ON”
John also twitted: “In kisses it’s all a gag. Have fun. Smile at the things that worry you. Play good music. Laugh. Live your life!!”
John even attempted to dance like Michael Jackson, we didn’t say he was good he just tried. Take a look at the video below and the pics from John’s night out!
23
Apr
2009
Sayonara Jennifer, John’s Got A New Piece of Ass
John Mayer is over Jennifer Aniston. John’s new cutie Scheana Marie Jancan is only 23 years old and definetly not a old grandma like Jennifer who is 40! The two met in early April at the Beverly Hills lounge when John asked her out for a date and she was “thrilled.”
The aspiring actress waitress was working at the The Grand Havana Room when John starting chatting it up with her. An insider said that “Scheana was shocked and thrilled when John asked her out. “She has always thought he was hot, and she said yes right away, writing down her cell phone number on a napkin. They flirted the whole time, and he told her she was cute.”
Scheana was a model for Doritos and Ed Hardy and was a runner-up in a Hawaiian Tropic Pageant (whoopdee dooo) has been chilling with Mayer at his home in Calabasas, California.
12
Mar
2009
It’s Thursday and Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Have Broken Up Again
Word is that 40 year-old former Friends star Jennifer Aniston and her 30 year-old songwriting boyfriend John Mayer have called it quits for umpteenth time. There appears to be a pattern with their make-ups and breakups,when there is a major event ie: Oscars they are on but when there is no major event ie: right now they are broken up. Poor Jen, she must be feeling the pressure, her ex Vince Vaughn gets engaged, Brad is shacked up with Angie and the kids. I hate to say it Jen but being 40 sucks.