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26
Oct
2009
Jude Law Meet Your 5 Week Old Daughter Sophia
This is what happens when you don’t use protection on a one night stand. Samantha Burke shows off her 5 month old daughter Sophia Lee from her one night stand with actor Jude Law in Hello! Magazine. Burke who was paid roughly 200,000 for the interview posed for the photoshoot at her Florida home with Sophia Lee. Her daughter was born weighing just 5lb 12oz after Samantha suffered a 25-hour labor. OUCH! Jude who has not seen his fourth child is busy in NYC performing in the broadway play “Hamlet”. Burke who still has hopes that Jude will visit his daughter saying:
“There are no plans for it to happen at the moment, but I know he’s busy. I think he’ll fall in love with her when he sees her. Her features are more like Jude’s. She has his chin and nose, and she does a little pout that I notice that he’s done before. I think her eyes are more like mine, though.”
Asked if she had received any presents from Jude, who demanded a DNA test a few months ago, the former model admitted: ‘No nothing.’
According to Hello! Magazine Samantha also revealed her hopes for Sophia to have a relationship with the actor, who will soon be seen in Guy Ritchie‘s film Sherlock Holmes. ‘I hope for him to be just as good as he is to his three children by Sadie Frost. He’s a great father to his three kids. She’s his daughter and I believe he’ll come through. I mean once you see her face, how can you deny it?’
Surely this idiot had to think that he could get a woman pregnant by not protecting himself! Let alone catching some disease. Let this be a lesson for Jude and other men out there don’t have sex with any woman you wouldn’t consider having a child with.
29
Sep
2009
Jude Law Does Drag
Ever wonder what Jude Law would look like as a woman? Quite pretty. The British actor has transformed himself into a Russian transsexual supermodel for a new movie online called Rage. Director Sally Potter writes:
“Jude Law, whose beauty has sometimes been held against him as an actor, made the courageous decision to accept the role of Minx – a “celebrity super-model” and took on a kind of hyper-beauty for this persona… a ‘female’ beauty which gradually unravels as the story unfolds.”
The movie is about a student filmmaker who is documenting the behind-the-scenes work at New York fashion show, which, by way of a few plot twists, turns into a murder investigation. The seven episodes will air over seven days on babelgum.com/rage.
2
Aug
2009
Hi I’m Samantha Burke
“Hi, I’m Samantha Burke.” That’s just about all that she said, when the world finally got the opportunity to hear the mystery baby mama of Jude Law speak. Her lawyer then took the wheel and read a brief statement before Samantha asked everyone to respect her privacy. The piggy bank baby is due October 6th.
31
Jul
2009
Jude Laws Baby Mamma, Samantha Burke
We broke the news about Jude Laws‘ 4th child on the way, and now we’ve finally found out who the secret mother-to-be is. You folks remember Tim Allens’ sitcom, Home Improvement? Well, 24-year-old Samantha Burke was a Tool Girl reject. The lucky lady that got the roll was Pamala Anderson, who actually played it for 2 seasons. Sources say DNA tests confirmed that the baby is in fact Jude’s.
TMZ also learned that Samantha is registered at Babys “R” Us. and According to her online registry her due date is October 6th… It says she’s expecting a girl she will name Sophia.
Well atleast she’s not a waitress or some random stripper.
29
Jul
2009
Jude Law Got Somebody Preggars
Jude Law is gonna be a daddy again. He banged some chick out and surprise, surprise, now she’s preggo. No one knows the name of the lucky woman and one can only guess who this mystery woman could be. After all Jude is a man ho. He screws any and everything with 2 legs. In a statement released to Entertainment Weekly Law confirmed that he will once again become a daddy.
“Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”
We assume there has to be some type of scandal associated with Jude Law and his soon to be baby mama. Its just gonna be a matter of time before we find out who she is. Law, 36, has three children with ex-wife Sadie Frost.
23
Jul
2009
Jude Law Bust A Photog Upside The Head
Jude Law went ape sh*t on a female photographer last night as he left the Automat Bar in London. The Alfie star made contact with the back of the photographer head as he left the bar because he didn’t want to have his picture taken! Jude who was hanging out with Leonardo DiCaprio said it was all an “accident.” A spokesman for the heartthrob said:
“This is all nonsense. Last night’s incident was an accident. Jude was blinded by the camera flashes when he left the restaurant, raised his hand to shield himself and inadvertently struck somebody standing very close. He apologised and left. Pictures of this sort can often be misleading.”
Does this picture look misleading to you? the photographer back is to him. What the hell is wrong with Jude? He needs to keep his hands to himself. The 28 year-old female photographer had a different story: “He hit me full on the face, it was a real stinger, it was very sore.”
The nerve of Jude! He is currently in London’s famous theatre district the West End starring in Hamlet. I don’t understand these celebrities at all. Jude was leaving a bar at 12:30 in the morning as he walked to his cab how many pictures can the photographers take? gimme a break. Jude better learn how to control his anger and his hands!
19
May
2009
Robert Downy Jr and Jude Law Team Up In Sherlock Holmes
Everyone’s been talking about it for months and the trailer is finally in. The man of iron Robert Downey Jr.teams up with pretty boy Jude Law to deliver the action/comedy movie remake of the ever so popular Sherlock Holmes. Robert plays Sherlock and Jude plays the helpful sidekick, Watson. Check out Robert’s little English accent too. Definitely looks really good. Enjoy!!!