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15
May
2009
Brooke Sheilds Still Has It
Well it’s obvious from the pictures, that 43 year old Brooke Shields still has it. The 1980 Blue Lagoon star will be sprawled across the pages of Australia’s Kurve Magazine. The shoot is switching things up with a theme that follows the oh so popular new style of woman, the cougar. She teamed up with a fairly young model on some really steamy photos. Check it out for yourself. At her age we are thinking she can still compete with a LOT of 20-somethings.
Now we see why Jack Keifer Sutherland went nuts and head butted that dude. He must have thought that by protecting her he could have gotten some ass later that night. Beautiful woman do that effect on men. It’s ok…we would have done the same thing if we had these images in our minds.
6
May
2009
Keifer Sutherland Goes Jack Bauer: Protects Brooke Shields
So now that word has hit the street, folks need to be very careful around Keifer Sutherland because with the flip of a switch he is very likely to slip out of reality and go full on in to Jack Bauer mode. And so the story goes…
At an after party for the Met Costume Institute Gala this past Monday night, designer Jack McCollough allegedly knocked Brooke Shields over. Keifer Jack Bauer apparently saw this play out put aside his trusty nap sack with guns, amo, etc, strolled over to McCollough and as Jack does best, demanded that he appologize to Brooke. McCollough like so many otheres on 24 didn’t think Jack was serious, so he pushed him and Jack responded with the official Monday night special HEADBUTT. THAT’S HOW WE DO JACK!!!!
Here’s where is gets weird. Reps from Brooke are now saying that McCollough did absolutely nothing to her that would need him to headbutt him. Law enforcement is actually saying that “Brooke was definitely involved”. Other reports are coming out saying that Jack was drunk.
JEESH….do they not watch 24? Jack definitely wasn’t drunk. Right now he’s got 1-2 more days to live, because he was infected by a chemical that apparantly has no cure. He’s been shooting up on drugs to keep the shakes off. You should have checked the nap sack!!! Like Batman said…..”you either die the hero or be the hero so long that eventually you become the enemy”.
We are siding with you Jack, although it’s safe to say he may not be getting an invite next year.