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22
Mar
2010
Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher Got Married!
Talk about a long engagement! Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher are officially married. After a six year engagement, and a two year old daughter (Olive) the couple tied the knot in a very intimate Paris wedding. Cohen and Fisher invited only a handful of close friends and family to the traditional Jewish ceremony. Fisher emailed her friends the good news–
“We did it — we’re married!”
“It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much.”
Congratulations! We hope this one lasts.
18
Jun
2009
Bruno’s London Premiere IZ A Hit!
Sacha Baron Cohen has taken being in character to the extreme. At the London premiere of Bruno there were plenty of laughs. Wearing tiny black shorts with a red stripe, white gloves, a size too small red Buckingham Palace army jacket, a cane, and possibly a white Dolce and Gabbana belt Bruno struck poses for the camera and even did interviews for celebrity magazines. Bruno sashayed down the red black carpet with his sexy light footed soldiers close behind. Check out the pics and video from the premiere in Leicester Square, London. Bruno hits theatres July 10th.
16
Jun
2009
Bruno Is Zat Funny.. In GQ’s July Issue
Sacha Baron Cohen covers the 2009 July issue of GQ Magazine as his alter ego Bruno, the gay Austrian fashion journalist. The article is absolutely hilarious as Bruno answers some pretty random questions.
Dear Brüno, the United States military is constantly trying to update its battle gear in the field. Are there ways you would modify the current uniform?
In mein country it’s verboten for ze soldiers to shtup each other—as ein result, to keep ze cravings at bay, over 80 percent of ze Austrian army vear Dickorette patches as part of zeir uniform. Army uniforms have to change; camo zese days ist ein total nicht nicht. I mean come on, it hasn’t been on ze runvays for over fourteen seasons now! For spring-summer 2010, ich vould put ze U.S. Army in bright pastels und slogan T-shirts, stuff like “Soldier Boy” or “Shoot Me from Behind.”
Dear Bruno, I am shocked by the cost of jeans these days. I saw one pair that retailed for $700-how is that possible?
Zat’s ze great thing abaus ze recession—stores are cutting zeir prices.
Dear Brüno, my wedding is approaching and I am desperate to impress my bride. What is appropriate groom’s attire for a Labor Day nuptial?
If Brüno vas about to be married to a voman, I’d be vearing a noose.
Dear Brüno, what do you sleep in?
In reality, ich sleep in a seaweed body wrap under a Zac Posen Navy-Cut Nightshirt. In mein dreams, ich sleep naked in a giant reed basket drifting slowly down ze Nile, cradled in ze arms of Daniel Radcliffe.
For more of the interview check out www.gq.com
31
May
2009
Eminem Eats Bruno’s Ass At MTV Movie Awards
UPDATE: Real or Fake? We found out that this was all just a hoax pulled off brilliantly by MTV. It was hilarious joke!
Say it ain’t so? Well Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen) made his grand entrance as always, and most people would know that when doing this the last person you want to f-ck with is Eminem. And so it began! At the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, Bruno came flying in from the back of the auditorium on a cable dressed as an ass-bearing angel. As he flew in, he happened to knock in to a ceiling vent…took a few spins….and then started coming straight down while hanging upside down with his ass crack to the world. As he started coming down, you could see the faces of the audience shaking their heads while laughing because they knew where Bruno was headed. Yes…right for our thugged out white rapper, Eminem. Bruno landed head first in to Eminem’s lap while resting his legs around Eminem’s head in a 69 position.
“Are you serious, are you f-cking serious?” Eminem yelled with a VERY serious tone. The audio suddenly went blank, as you could see Em’s friends try to push, shove, and pull Bruno’s balls out of Em’s face.
At that point Em got the balls out of his face, thanks to his kind friends, and STORMED out of his seat and back up the aisle leaving the awards show. Now we all know Em is a lil homophobic, so you KNOW MTV played him out intentionally. Come on…Eminem got up on stage to do his first performance in god knows how long, gets the crowd hype, he goes back to sit down….then BOOM Bruno’s nuts all in his face. Man that was foul MTV hahaha…but we loved every minute of it.
Check out the pictures below:
8
May
2009
Sacha Baron Cohen Doesn’t Like the Itchy Burny Feeling
The hilarious comic Sacha Baron Cohen couldn’t sit for three days when a stunt went horribly wrong. In an attempt to get into full character for his soon to be released new movie Bruno,Sacha bleached all of his body hair to appear hairless. The cosmetic procedure took a toll on the actor and a source close to the actor added that:
“Shortly after having the procedure done he felt a burning sensation and it grew steadily worse. He had a bad allergic reaction to hydrogen peroxide, which is a strong bleaching agent. It was so severe around a certain part of his anatomy that he couldn’t sit down for three days. He had to make an emergency appointment with the doctors, who gave him some medication to counter the irritation.”
Sacha didn’t suffer any permanant damage but this sounds absolutely hilarious we hope they add it into the movie which is coming out July 10th!
28
Apr
2009
Sasha Baron Cohen Is Back As Bruno
Sasha Baron Cohen is back at it again, and not as the hysterical Borat…but as his highly anticipated character Bruno. The new movie Bruno “Borat was so 2006″ is set to be released July 10th, and we are betting it’s going to be the funniest movie of the summer. For those whom may have not seen the character Bruno, he is a gay supermodel turned fashion reporter who goes to the EXTREME when out in public and interviewing people. Think Borat gone gay and set lose in the United States. CRAZY!!!
SACHA BARON COHEN’S hilarious supermodel turned style reporter is pictured in bright yellow Lederhosen hotpants and matching hat in a field of yellow flowers.
The tagline refers to Sacha’s last smash hit movie, declaring ‘Borat was so 2006.’
And judging by the trailer, this movie will be even funnier and more outrageous than the first.
Check out the trailer!