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25
Jul
2009
WARNING: Carrie Prejean Sings WAYYY Out Of Tune
In case you’re wondering what Carrie Prejean is up to these days, here’s proof that you probably shouldn’t care. The one time Miss California, anti-gay marriage ice queen tried to showcase some of her pure natural talent at the Del Mar Racetrack opening day in southern California.
WARNING: This video may cause bleeding from the ear, shortness in breathing, erectile dysfunction, temporary loss of vision, irregular bowl movement, nausea, dizziness, and migraine headaches. Please contact your doctor prior to viewing.
10
Jun
2009
Donald Trump to Miss California “Your Fired”
Carrie Prejean is gonna need to brush up her resume cuz her ass is FIRED! The Miss Universe Organization, The Miss California USA Organization along with The DONALD decided that enough was enough. In true Hollywood style the Miss California Organization released a statement to Access Hollywood stating that Carrie has been released from her job “citing continued breach of contract issues.”
The beauty queen was kicked to the curb because she didn’t want to make appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA organization. It was only last month that Donald Trump said that Prejean could keep your job despite all of the half naked pics of her that hit the web. The worst part about being fired is that Carrie had no idea she got the boot!
Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush broke the bad news to Carrie today when he called her for an interview with “The Billy Bush Show”. This is how it went down (can you imagine the shocked look on Prejean’s face?)
Billy Bush: “We’ve just found out from Keith Lewis, your executive director there, that it’s official, they have put out a statement and you have been fired.”
Carrie Prejean: “Well, that’s the first that I know about that, Billy.”
BB: “Really?”
CP: “Yeah. I was just talking to my lawyer and I just got a phone call from you and I’ve gotten some text messages saying ‘Hey, is this really true?’ and I said, ‘True about what?’ and they said, ‘That you’ve been fired.’ And I started to laugh because everyone’s been cooperating and everyone’s been getting along so well. “This is the first that I’ve heard of it. This is funny to me. I have no idea what’s going on.”
Donald Trump had to add his two cents into it by saying:
“I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contract with the Miss California USA Organization and I gave her the opportunity to do so. “Unfortunately it just doesn’t look like it is going to happen and I offered Keith my full support in making this decision. Carrie is a beautiful young woman and I wish her well as she pursues other interests.”
Well to be honest her time was gonna be up soon especially after that Perez Hilton asked her that unfair question during the Miss USA pageant. As you guys recall she answered a question from the blogger about her opinion on gay marriage and she said she believed marriage “should be between a man and a woman.” After the pageant we all found out she had a boob job courtesy of the Miss California Pageant.
Then the washed up slut Shanna Moakler quit the Miss California Organization back in May because Prejean was allowed to keep her crown. Recently in May in an interview with Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush she was asked if she would return to the group if Prejean quit, Moakler said she would. Wipe those tears from your eyes because Carrie Prejean will most likely milk this to the bone we are betting some reality show for her or possibly a gig posing for Hugh Hefner.
Let’s all say Congratulations to the new Miss California Tami Farrell!
12
May
2009
It’s Official: Carrie Prejean Will Remain Miss USA
“It’s over bitches! Second place, Third place, all you runners up and haters can fall back” OK, she didn’t exactly say that but you know she’s thinking it right?
It’s all said and done! Mr. Donald Trump formally announced this morning at the Trump Towers in NYC, that Carrie Prejean can hold on to that cherished little crown of hers. Trump stated that the photos were “fine”. For those of you who were hiding under a rock the past few weeks, she got caught flaunting her goodies in some photos that hit the web like swine flu in Mexico City. Rules are rules, so we’re thinking that she should have gotten dropped, but hey we are living in a day and age where cheating and beating the system is just a way of life. From athletes, to model competitions…what’s next?
5
May
2009
What Would Jesus Do With Miss California’s Nude Pics?
Someone has it out for Miss California badly. Carrie Prejean received slack for her stance on gay marriage and now there are roughly six pictures of her semi-nude floating around cyberspace. This is sure gonna hurt Prejean who signed a contract with Miss USA that states she can’t take nude or semi-nude pics. Word is out that the pics were taken after Prejean had her pageant-financed boob job. Not sure if anyone is gonna stick up for her not even her new employer National Organization For Marriage which has strict religious views. But what the hell JC would just say we are all sinners so who cares if she took some nude pics.
20
Apr
2009
Miss USA Is Not Your Momma’s Pageant
The Miss USA pageants are no longer the boring three hour parade of beauties not with questions by blogger Perez Hilton and sexy two piece bathing suits by Jessica Simpson. Miss California Carrie Prejean put a flame under Perez Hilton’s ass when she answered a question whether gay marriage should be legalized or not. Carrie answered:
“I think its great Americans are able to choose one way or another. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised, and that’s how I think it should be — between a man and a woman.”
Carrie caused the Co-Executive Director Keith Lewis of Miss USA to issue the following statement:
“I am personally saddened and hurt that Miss CA USA 2009 believes marriage rights belong only to a man and a woman….Religious beliefs have no place in politics in the Miss CA family.”
Of course you know attention grabbing, ambulance chasing lawyer Gloria Allred had to issue a statement even though no one asked for it. Gloria went onto say:
“By suggesting that she believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman, Ms. California appears to be suggesting that the fundamental constitutional right to marry should be denied to gay and lesbian couples and that they should not enjoy equal protection under the law. Ms. California may have come in second in the Miss USA contest and deserved to lose, but gays and lesbians do not deserve to be relegated to second class citizenship. Ms. California needs a class in equal rights for all before she continues her career. I would be happy to be her tutor.”
Gloria, we know you would just loooove to give a lesson on equal rights to Miss California! Take a look at the video from the 2009 Miss USA Pageant