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10
Mar
2010
Amy Winehouse And Blake Are Doing It Again But This Time In Vegas
If your marriage didn’t work the first time why would it work the second time around? Amy Winehouse and her heroine addict ex-husband Blake Fielder Civil are planning on getting married again but this time in Las Vegas. Winehouse’s, 26 wedding plans all dependent on whether or not she gets approved for a US visa. She was denied a previous visa for possessing cannabis and for an assault charge which she was cleared of later. Blake is even hoping they have kids! goodness we hope not.
Can you imagine that?
A source close to the couple says:
“They will definitely be getting married and have agreed on Vegas.
“Amy doesn’t want a traditional ceremony and wants it to be similar to their first wedding.
“She chose not to marry in Miami again because she thinks it could be a bad omen. She can’t stop talking to people about their future together.”
We thought that Amy was getting on with her life. She seems to be sober and enjoying it. Maybe she won’t have too much time on her hands to get married with buying a new house in Camden Town and working on a follow-up to her smash hit album Back To Black.
10
Oct
2009
Amy Winehouse Goes from 32B to 32D
Amy Winehouse is gearing up for her big comeback, and most of it has to do with an entirely new look. What better place to start then with her barely there tatas. The Sun is reporting that Amy visited a clinic in London where she upgraded her B’s to a couple D’s, for a whopping £35,000. A source said,
“She looks amazing, like a new woman. Amy told us she wanted a new look – it’s all part of her fresh start for her big comeback. We all feared she’d fallen off the wagon when she came in. Then we saw her bouncing around with these huge boobs which stand out as she’s so tiny and skinny.”
Honestly, we can admit that from the before and after pic doesn’t look TOO bad. We actually like her with bigger boobs. But was it necessary to get breast implants when you all you had to do was get off drugs? The only thing she needs to do now is to whiten and straighten out her yellow teeth, wash her bloody ballet slippers and take the crack pipe out of her back pocket.
22
Jul
2009
Wanna Smell Like Amy Winehouse?
Ever get that feeling that you want to wake up, take a fresh shower, and walk out of the house smelling like a crack head Amy Winehouse? Well you may have that opportunity sooner then you think. Amy is actually working on creating her own line of perfumes.
A source tells the Daily Star, “Mitch (Wino’s papa je’e) is keen to licence Amy’s name to a perfume house. He has been in talks with manufacturers and contacted PR firms for advice. They want it to reflect her style with a classic smoky 1950s look and smell. Amy is keen to expand her brand and wants to latch on to the celeb perfumes bandwagon while she can. They know her fans love to copy her style, and her trademark fashion and beehive hair-do were last year’s must-have look.”
This should be quite interesting to say the least. Would you really want to smell like Amy Winehouse? My guess is no, but I’m also betting a lot of people are going to check it out.
16
Jul
2009
Winehouse Is A Single Woman
It’s all over for Amy Winehouse and Blake Civil-Fielder. A London judge has granted the soulful diva a divorce from her enabling husband Blake Civil-Fielder. The rough 2 year marriage was marred with fights, drug abuse, bloody ballet slippers, missing teeth, and drunk run-ins with fans and paparazzi. We hope Amy’s new clean start will be what she needs to get back on track and in the studio recording hit songs again. We know we shouldn’t say congratulations but we are happy she has finally gotten rid of the douche bag!
9
May
2009
Amy Winehouse’s Performance Was a Dud!
Amy Winehouse was back to her normal tantics yet again. The oh so young 25-year-old,once on top of the world singer, turned druggie girl gone bad just couldn’t seem to keep her composure while performing in St. Lucia’s Jazz Festival. The country that seemed to be happy to bring her in seemed to turn against her during her performance by sending booooo’s echoing from coast to coast.
After taking the stage it was obvious that something was definitely wrong. The Rehab singer stumbled from side to side, fell to the ground, and was said to have been accompanied by a horrible voice. She was quoted saying that her performance was to be a thank you to the country for welcoming her in, but it seems that the thank you was more of a fuck you. Why do we say that?..Well it’s not what we said but what Amy said. After the crowd continued to boo Amy, she ended up calling them out twice by yelling Fuck You! to the crowd. That’s exactly where the concert ended with no encore performance as she abruptly left the stage!
Amy’s spokesperson stated that she was forced to abandon the fuck you show because of weather conditions which caused technical difficulties.
“Amy would like to express her disappointment that weather forced the abandonment of her show at the St Lucia Jazz Festival last night.” Unfortunately a onlooker said that wasn’t the case. A concert goer added that: “I was there. She was booed off the stage. If it was the rain why did the act after her perform?”
OUCH…at the end of the day it’s actually pretty sad to see someone rise and fall so quickly. She obviously has a lot of problems that she still needs to snort sort out. Good luck on getting that US visa Amy! Take a look at the pictures from Amy’s sloppy St.Lucia Jazz Festival performance.
4
May
2009
Amy Winehouse Home Again
As if it’s not a place we have heard Amy Winehouse visit, it seems that she is back to her vacation home away from home while in St Lucia. The hospital. It’s being reported that she passed out while in her villa due to dehydration. I don’t exactly know if I want to believe this story, but what are you gonna do (shrugging). If someone had said she was so drunk that she blacked out due to blood poisonning and ended up in the hospital, I think we would believe that. Her rep stated the following:
“Amy fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part.”
It would be nice if Amy stayed out of the hospital.
20
Apr
2009
Amy Winehouse Plans To Adopt
This world is going to the shitter. If a world known cocaine/crack/heroin addict can adopt then who can’t adopt? Word is that Amy Winehouse is planning to make St. Lucia her home so that she can adopt a kid. An insider says that: “Amy is seriously thinking about adopting, she has always wanted to be a mother. She loves St. Lucia and would move there for good in order to adopt.”
Hopefully this is just some crazy crackhead talking garbage. We hope.
18
Apr
2009
Amy Winehouse To Write Book of Poems
Word has hit the streets we tout,
Amy Winehouse writing a book of poems about,
Her stay in St Lucia and her new found love,
Her new found life, along side of,
Stories and tales about crack head shit,
We’re sure she’ll start and quickly forget,
We can see her now with pen in hand,
The crack pipe glowing on the night stand,
“Oh mirror mirror on the wall, Who’s the sexiest crack head of them all,
Screw Beyonce, screw Brittany Spears, my voice is the best,
I rock bloodied slippers, have tooth gaps, and tats on my breasts,
Oh Blake I miss you our time went too fast,
We separated, I left, and you found some new ass,
(Light burn puff,,,,,,gag gag cough)”
So on that note, Gossilicious presented your news,
In Winehouse fashion of poetic blues.
13
Apr
2009
Amy Winehouse’s Husband Gets Another Woman Pregnant!
Blake Fielder-Civil the husband of Amy Winehouse is expecting another child with another woman. Gileen Morris claims she is 6 weeks pregnant with the rocker’s baby and that the baby was conceived when the two were in rehab!!!! ewww gross. Morris said that Blake “seduced her” and that they had a “secret fling”. Morris went on to say that she would just love for Winehouse to be a stepmom to the child as if crack heads really care about babies!
Winehouse and Civil were married in May 2007 but in January 2009 began divorce proceedings.
9
Apr
2009
Amy Winehouse’s New Boyfriend
Although Amy Winehouse is not divorced from her soon to be ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil she is getting close with her bodyguard Neville. Amy has been spending her time in St. Lucia to detox from her crack/cocaine/heroine/ecstasy addiction. Amy is said to have already introduced Neville to her family and friends! If only Amy can stay out of trouble. Earlier this week Amy angered locals and guests when she stripped naked and practically scared the crap out of everyone. Amy Winehouse naked cannot be a pretty sight. One onlooker said:
“Everyone was shocked. One minute Amy was relaxing with friends on the beach and the next she was running around half-naked. “She seems to like lounging around topless and might have had enough of being told what to do. “She was talking to herself as she ran and flailing her arms around but we couldn’t tell what she was saying – it didn’t make a bit of sense.”
The word shocked and Amy Winehouse should not be used in the same sentence. This is the same woman who walks around London with bloodied ballet slippers, slaps fans, and smokes crack. The locals in St. Lucia might have to get used Amy’s stripping because the singer is working on her next album there and also looking to buy a $6 million dollar home.
