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2
Mar
2010
Jessica Simpson Is Still Pissed Off At John Mayer
Jessica Simpson is sitting down with Oprah Winfrey to tell the world that she doesn’t approve of John Mayer‘s recent comments in Playboy Magazine. Simpson told Winfrey:
“I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!” referring to the Mayer’s stupid remark that sleeping with Jessica was like “sexual napalm”.
Just in case you missed the boat about what John really said this is the full quote:
“And drugs aren’t good for you, if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”
The 29 year-old also spoke about the criticism she received about her so called weight gain.
“It’s a really hard thing for me to talk about.”
Oprah was completely shocked when she found out that Jessica was still tiny as in a size 4 vs. size 0.
“You were a size 4 and people were calling you fat?”
If you want more info on Jessica’s interview with Oprah you are gonna have to watch it tomorrow ‘cuz that’s all they released.
11
Feb
2010
John Mayer Chokes Up On Stage {With Video}
It’s been a tough week for John Mayer. After using the N word and bragging about his sex with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson in a Playboy interview it looks like it took its toll. Last night on stage at Nashville’s Sommet Center he paused to talk to his fans and his band.
“In the quest to be clever, I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me. He added that his behavior was “selfishness and greediness and arrogance.” He said that he thought if he could just be “speedy and witty and pull together as many fast words and phrases as I could, that I would be clever enough to buy myself another day without anybody pinning me down and saying, ‘You’re a creep.’
John talked about his passion and talent:
“I should have just given that up and played the guitar, I didn’t. So I decided I would try to be as clever as possible all the time, and I did that at the expense of people that I love and that feels absolutely terrible. I think it’s important that you know that everybody on this stage is here playing with me not because they condone what I say in any interview … they’re on this stage because they support myself as a possible future grown-up.”
Mayer’s voice was starting to crack when he told his fans:
“And maybe they see something that I don’t. So maybe I need to take a break from trying to be clever and spend a little time looking at what they see — because they’ve done an unbelievable thing by standing on this stage and standing by my side playing tonight. It’s just not worth being clever,” he said, adding: “I quit the media game. I’m out. I’m done. I just want to play my guitar.”
Don’t think John is over tweeting! After the show he tweeted:
“I just wanted to play the guitar for people. Everything else just sort of popped up and I improvised, and kept doubling down on it…”
So do you guys forgive him?
17
Sep
2009
Jessica Simpson Has No Brain
I think it’s safe to say that Jessica Simpson‘s dog Daisy was eaten by a coyote. It is a waste of time to print out Missing Dog flyers all over LA with Daisy’s picture on it. No point in doing that especially since coyotes can’t read. If Jessica is waiting for a miracle its not gonna happen. In a last ditch effort to find the missing Malti-Poo Jessica has enlisted the help of a dog finding service www.FindToto.com. Who knew they even had services like that? Simpson is determined to find her dog and she tweeted: “Still holding out hope despite the assholes that say is it a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby…why would I stop searching? I’m a mom.”
On a serious note someone please sit Jess down and tell her the bad news that Daisy is gone or just buy her a new one.
15
Sep
2009
Jessica Simpson Malti-Poo Snatched by Coyote
Jessica Simpson‘s cute little doggie is missing. We are sure she is very upset over this. A coyote snatched her dog Daisy and it has not been seen since. “My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!” she tweeted. Followers of Simpson instantly replied with kind words: Pooor thing:( I hope you can find her- I cant believe it” from @barbshadow. There is a reward for her 5 year-old Daisy but we think she is in doggie heaven.
29
Jul
2009
Jessica Simpson’s Breakup Revenge
After getting dumped by Tony Romo on the eve of her 29th birthday Jessica Simpson has decided that a tight ass is the sweetest revenge. Jessica has been called fat these past couple of years but that is all gonna change. Instead of eating her way through this rough patch Jess is now hitting up the gym with celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak‘s fitness center in West Hollywood.
A close friend of Jessica has said “Jess is serious about getting her body back into fighting shape. Working out is helping to give her focus and clear her head. It’s better than sitting around moping or throwing pity parties with ice cream sundaes.” We hope Jessica keeps up her workout routine it just a matter of time before she is back to that Dukes of Hazzard bod!
13
Jul
2009
Tony Romo Dumps Jessica A Day Before Her Bday
This girl has no luck. Tony Romo has officially dumped Jessica Simpson and it was a day before her 29th birthday! That is just mean. At least Tony could have done was wait until after her birthday.
“She is heartbroken,” a source told People Magazine “She loves Tony. But it’s been difficult lately. He’s busy with his career and she’s getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways.”
We hope she doesn’t drown herself in burritos and margaritas because he wasn’t that cute anyway. Who do you think Jessica should date next?
4
Jun
2009
Jessica Gives Tony A Boat For Bday (with lots of 0′s behind it)
Tony Romo must be doing something right because for his 28th birthday he was given a $100,000 speedboat by his girlfriend Jessica Simpson. The couple share a home in Dallas, Texas and Jessica surprised him with it there. A very close insider said that: “Jessica knows Tony has always wanted a boat.”
The custom made speed boat was a present with possible fringe benefits for Jess. “(She’s) hoping that her birthday gift will lead to marriage, and by this time next year she’ll be walking down the aisle with him.” We are not sure that this speedboat will lead to the kind of ring Tony wants.
28
May
2009
Jessica Simpson Getting Reality Show
Jessica Simpson is coming back to our tv sets soon. The Is It Chicken or Tuna singer and one of her friends will travel the country trying to find out what people think beautiful means (how boring). The reality show will be called “The Price Of Beauty” no word on what network is gonna take this lame show or if her QB boyfriend Tony Romo will be in any of the episodes. We already know what is beautiful and sexy (ie: Megan Fox) and its definetly not Jessica in grandma jeans looking bloated. We are more than happy to just follow her on twitter where she keeps us updated with all of her travels.
20
Apr
2009
Miss USA Is Not Your Momma’s Pageant
The Miss USA pageants are no longer the boring three hour parade of beauties not with questions by blogger Perez Hilton and sexy two piece bathing suits by Jessica Simpson. Miss California Carrie Prejean put a flame under Perez Hilton’s ass when she answered a question whether gay marriage should be legalized or not. Carrie answered:
“I think its great Americans are able to choose one way or another. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised, and that’s how I think it should be — between a man and a woman.”
Carrie caused the Co-Executive Director Keith Lewis of Miss USA to issue the following statement:
“I am personally saddened and hurt that Miss CA USA 2009 believes marriage rights belong only to a man and a woman….Religious beliefs have no place in politics in the Miss CA family.”
Of course you know attention grabbing, ambulance chasing lawyer Gloria Allred had to issue a statement even though no one asked for it. Gloria went onto say:
“By suggesting that she believes that marriage should be between a man and a woman, Ms. California appears to be suggesting that the fundamental constitutional right to marry should be denied to gay and lesbian couples and that they should not enjoy equal protection under the law. Ms. California may have come in second in the Miss USA contest and deserved to lose, but gays and lesbians do not deserve to be relegated to second class citizenship. Ms. California needs a class in equal rights for all before she continues her career. I would be happy to be her tutor.”
Gloria, we know you would just loooove to give a lesson on equal rights to Miss California! Take a look at the video from the 2009 Miss USA Pageant
7
Apr
2009
Jessica Simpson Gets Dropped By Record Label
Poor Jessica Simpson you gotta feel bad for her. Apparantly country music is not her fortay. A reader has alerted the blog Country Music Tattle Tale that Jessica Simpson’s name and information no longer appear on either the Columbia Nashville or Sony Music Nashville website. Do you think there is a mistake? a glitch in the computers at Columbia and Sony? No, she has been dropped officially. A rep attempting damage control tells OK! that Jessica is still on Epic’s label and was merely “on loan” to Sony Nashville for her country album. What a short lived country music career! What do you think it was that caused her to get dumped? the mommy jeans? or crying while on stage?