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1
Sep
2009
Kim Mathers Slams Eminem
It’s no surprise that Kim Mathers hates her ex-husband Marshall Mathers aka Eminem but now she is telling the whole world. On a radio station interview with Detroit’s WKQI-FM’s (95.5) “Mojo in the Morning” Kim tells it all from rehab, break-ups, to their drug addiction. Kim basically also added that Eminem is not packing and has no respect for women (no surprise there). Here is a snippet of what she had to say…
“I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all. “He’s not very well endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”
We can only imagine what is going to happen next a song from Eminem saying that he hates Kim, or how he wants to kill her. It sucks because Kim and Em have kids together. If you want to listen to the full interview its available at http://liveleak.com/view?i=ac029_4607
31
Jul
2009
Round 3: Eminem Vs. Mariah Carey
Let’s ring the bells and get round 3 started folks! Eminem and Mariah Carey are going at each other for a 3rd time. Is this thing going to ever end? because it seems that these two must have had some kind of history together. First, Eminem said he dated Mariah in one of his tracks that upset Nick Cannon, who then wrote about 300 paragraphs about it on his blog. Then Eminem gave an interview on the radio and said he used to piss on Mariah. Then Mariah spoofed Em in her video and made him look like a cheese ball. Now Em is back at it again with a single called “The Warning“….except this time HE HAS PROOF (so he says)! Apparently he’s got some pics of the two in some compromising positions, and he even goes in to more detail about how Mariah is a prude.
We’re thinking if he really wants to go hard, he needs to release those pics!!!
Here’s a some of the lyrics:
What you gonna say I’m lucky,
Tell the public that I was ugly that you f-ckin had to be drunk to f-ck me,
Second base? What the f-ck you tell Nick pumpkin,
The second week we was dry humpin, that’s gotta count for somethin’,
Listen girly, surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early,
Because I ejaculated prematurely and bust all over your belly and you almost started erlin,
You said I was gross, go get a towel your stomachs curdling,
Well maybe you do, But if I’m embarrassing me I’m embarrassing you,
And don’t you dare say it isn’t true,
31
May
2009
Eminem Eats Bruno’s Ass At MTV Movie Awards
UPDATE: Real or Fake? We found out that this was all just a hoax pulled off brilliantly by MTV. It was hilarious joke!
Say it ain’t so? Well Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen) made his grand entrance as always, and most people would know that when doing this the last person you want to f-ck with is Eminem. And so it began! At the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, Bruno came flying in from the back of the auditorium on a cable dressed as an ass-bearing angel. As he flew in, he happened to knock in to a ceiling vent…took a few spins….and then started coming straight down while hanging upside down with his ass crack to the world. As he started coming down, you could see the faces of the audience shaking their heads while laughing because they knew where Bruno was headed. Yes…right for our thugged out white rapper, Eminem. Bruno landed head first in to Eminem’s lap while resting his legs around Eminem’s head in a 69 position.
“Are you serious, are you f-cking serious?” Eminem yelled with a VERY serious tone. The audio suddenly went blank, as you could see Em’s friends try to push, shove, and pull Bruno’s balls out of Em’s face.
At that point Em got the balls out of his face, thanks to his kind friends, and STORMED out of his seat and back up the aisle leaving the awards show. Now we all know Em is a lil homophobic, so you KNOW MTV played him out intentionally. Come on…Eminem got up on stage to do his first performance in god knows how long, gets the crowd hype, he goes back to sit down….then BOOM Bruno’s nuts all in his face. Man that was foul MTV hahaha…but we loved every minute of it.
Check out the pictures below:
24
May
2009
Eminem Gave Mariah A Golden Shower
We don’t think this one is going to die down just yet. Eminem was in a recent interview at a radio show and kept at it, but not before trying to find any woman that would like to call in to the station to get a golden shower. When the DJ stated that Mariah was on line 12, Em let everyone know the truth and admitted to givine Mr Nick Canon-Carey’s wife an the R. Kelly special. What’s with this??? Is Em lying on his d-ck, or is there any truth to the madness. He clearly goes in to more detail on his album, and if you haven’t heard it you can check it out here.
11
May
2009
14 Paragraphs From Nick Cannon: Mariah Didn’t Screw Eminem
The title pretty much sums most of it up. Most of it. So just fresh off his second honeymoon, Nick Cannon got the opportunity to get a sneak peak at Eminem’s new album. IT JUST SO HAPPENED that Nick got an email with a friendly mp3 attached called “Bagpipes From Baghdad“. (We have to admit, that track name is definitely funny as hell) Well as if you didn’t guess yet, Eminem told a story about being locked up in Mariah Carey’s wine cellar, their steamy relationship, the break up, and how Nick is “a prick”.
“I ain’t playin’ no f-ckin more, Nick Cannon good luck with the f-ckin’ whore.”
“In the bed with your brain dead lesbian vegetable, I bet you they become hetero-sexuals, Nothing will stop me from molesting you, titty f-ckin’ till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles, I said to the two conjoined twins, How’s it going girlfriends you need a boyfriend “
WOW, tell’em how you really feel Marshall. Well of coarse this would be enough to piss anyone off, so what does Nick do? He takes the higher road and posts his feelings on his blog. The weird part though, is we are thinking that Mr Cannon might actually be 3 people; Nick, The Angel and The Other Dude On The Other Shoulder. Yes…..we are thinking he just might be schizophrenic.
“So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man shit I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk sh*t, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy sh*t talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, “No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek
But then the dude on the other shoulder said, ” What N*gga?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!”
Ummm so long story as short as possible. As grown up, undisturbed and non-concerned as he may try to sound, given that this post goes 14 FULL PARAGRAPHS deep…we are thinking he’s definitely NOT composed and definitely quite UPSET about the new track. But what can he really do? It’s not like he can out shine him on the mic and he definitely couldn’t beat him up. Guess he should just take this one on the chin and forget it ever happened.
YES WE HAVE THE SOUNDTRACK!!! LISTEN HERE:
9
May
2009
Eminem Spits a German Freestyle and Gets Swine Flu
While on tour promoting his new album Eminem made a pit stop in Germany for a late night show. As soon as they started, Eminem and the host got in to a bit of a German Shindig/Hip Hop freestyle. If it was off the top of his head, we’d say Em did a pretty decent job. It was ok until the German host started singing. The funny part, is that it really seemed like the host wanted the attention. Self promotion maybe? Em is also reintroduced and comes back out on stage with the infamous face mask we posted earlier this week when he was in Paris. It doesn’t stop there…he even goes in to explaining how he has the Swine Flu and then sneezes on the host.
Check out the video below. Freestyle at the 1:00 mark, and face mask episode is at the 4:30 mark.
5
May
2009
Eminem Doesn’t Do Swine!
As the numbers rise all over the world, Eminem touched ground in France with the face mask in FULL USE! Obviously he definitely is not playing around with getting sick, or trying to bring any other non-refundable gifts back to his wife that he may have caught abroad…. a….broad. Hmmmm. We’re liking the new look, but we’re thinking that he should leave that style to Michael Jackson. Come on….white face mask with yellow bands? I guess we can’t knock’em for giving it a shot. Good luck Em!
15
Apr
2009
Eminem is…The Punisher
On May 5th, Eminem aka Marshall Mathers will be gracing the cover of a special collectors edition of XXL magazine posing as The Punisher. There will be a total of 3 different covers, and a full dedication to the 8 Milers life. From drug addiction to the death of his friend Proof, to the state of hip hop today. Also included will be a a special collaboration between Em, XXL Magazine and Marvel comics which will produce a special edition Punisher comic book entitled Eminem/Punisher: Kill You starring Eminem.
Em on his drug addiction:
“I wasn’t ready mentally. I wasn’t ready to give up the drugs. I didn’t really think I had a problem. Basically, I went in, and I came out. I relapsed, and I spent the next three years struggling with it. Also, at that time, I felt like I wanted to pull back, because my drug problem had got so bad. I felt like, Maybe if I take a break, maybe this will help. I started to get into the producer role more… I can still be out there with my music, like with the Re-Up album, but I don’t have to be in the spotlight the whole time.”
Interesting if you ask us. We gotta admit though, Shady is looking kinda cute with the new black doo. He almost looks like he could definitely play the role in The Punisher. He’d probably do a better job then that other guy….what was his name??? Exactly!
7
Apr
2009
Eminem’s New Single: “We Made You” Takes Jabs At All
Eminem is back with his new single release called “We Made You”. The song takes jabs at: Jessica Simpson, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan, Bret Michael, and Kim Kardashian. No one appears to be safe from Marshall Mathers. Take a look at what he says about Alaska Governor Sarah Palin:
“Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman, Give me my venom, an inhaler, and two Xenadrine,
And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, then Nail her. Baby, say hello to my little friend.”
Eminem’s new album Relapse is due in stores May 19th. Check out the video below!