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Can someone please smack some sense into Lindsay Lohan? The unemployed actress is suing Etrade for $100 million dollars because she thinks the“milkaholic” baby girl is modeled after her. Lohan filed a lawsuit yesterday in Nassau County alleging that the online brokerage’s use in the ad of the girl, also named Lindsay, improperly invoked used her“likeness, name, characterization, and personality” without permission, violating her right of privacy.
Linds–stop, stop–just stop– right now. I can’t take this chic! She is just so far gone. I’ve seen this commercial so many times and guess what? I never thought WOW That Reminds Me Of Lindsay Lohan. I am surprise she even got a lawyer to take the case. Besides that how many Lindsay are there? You got it too many to count. In a recent interview Lindsay admitted to her addictions.
“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.”
Just to give you guys a quick recap of the ad it goes like this:
A baby boy is apologizing to his girlfriend via video chat for not calling her the night before because he was on E*Trade diversifying his funds. The camera pans to the girl who asks “And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?”
It then switches back to the boy, who uneasily replies “Lindsay?” before another baby girl, presumably Lindsay Lohan, moves into the frame and asks, “Milk-a-what?”
In case you were wondering where the $100 million came from (because Lohan is not worth that much at least not now) here is the breakdown. The 23-year-old actress seeks $50 million for compensatory damages and $50 million for exemplary damages. She also demanded that E*Trade stop running the ad and turn over all copies to her. Yea right.
Lindsay Lohan gimme a break hun. We all knew you were addicted so the latest interview with the UK’s Sun Magazine is nothing new. Lindsay spills the beans and says:
“I was only aware of cocaine because of my dad. I was terrified of it. But I tried it because I was stubborn, stupid, and wanted to see what it was like. It’s not something I ever want to do again. It made me feel like s***. It became uninteresting to me. I’m hyper anyway and I have that kind of personality so I don’t need something like that.”
“When my father was going public, that’s when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it wasn’t the answer to my problems. People need to know that. I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to. I learnt from my mistakes and I’m now healthy and happier. I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life. Mind-altering substances are so dangerous. If I can teach others, especially teens, by sharing my experiences, then that’s what I will continue to do. I’ve made some dreadful mistakes but learned from them – that has probably saved my life.”
We wonder if her dad is to blame for her pill popping habit, ruining her music and acting career, and for being a lesbian. Lindsay has been in rehab 3x we think its time she owned up to her problems and stopped blaming her dad for everything.
For the very few people out there that haven’t actually gotten a chance to see firecrotch Lindsay Lohan nude, here’s your chance. Below is the red band trailer for a movie called Machete, with first time lead, actor Danny Trejo. You’re probably asking yourself, who in the hell is he? Well, he’s one of those guys that always plays the gangster/mexican in roles and gets killed in movies like Desperado. Still don’t remember…we didn’t think you would.
The action movie is set to release later on this year, and also costars Jeff Fahey, Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin, Rose McGowan, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal and Robert DeNiro. Bobby D…..really??? with Jessica Alba.
The sad part about the whole thing is that at one point it seemed Lindsay had so much pure talent. I guess she’s gotta stoop low to collect a check.
FYI, THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Word out there is that Lindsay Lohan was dating Heath Ledger when he accidentally OD’d last year. Dina Lohan (firecrotch’s mom) just happened to mention it in a conversation with her ex husband Michael Lohan. Dina supposedly said: “Lindsay was dating Heath when he died….I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends, very, very close.” Dina also blames Ledger’s death for Lindsay’s erratic behavior and that she was so messed up and said, “That f—-ed her up.”
Since Heath died Dina is worried about her Lindsay. “When she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking,” she tells her ex-husband on the tape.
Dina get a grip. Lindsay is a complete f— up all by herself.
What dumba$$ would set their password to 1,2,3,4? Lindsay Lohan in her infinite wisdom posted on her facebook her cell number last year and someone hacked into her phone. Honestly like who does this? I’m speechless really I am. A majority of the voicemails are from weirdos that she met from clubs and her stays in rehab. If you have the time listen to the last message its from Lilo’s dad and its pathetic! Michael is driving while listening to Lindsay’s cd that he bought at the local 7 Eleven store.. this is classic. What a dysfunctional family.
These two girls need to cut their losses and call it a day. One of the worst parts of being famous is the constant attention you get,, you know going to Starbuck’s to get your morning cup of Joe, walking the red carpet, or waiting outside your girlfriends home for 2 hours and having the papparazzi record every second of it. Yea, we are talking about Lindsay Lohan who after stalking waiting for her girlfriend Samantha Ronson to arrive from a night out got the third degree. On a video posted by TMZ LiLo tearfully keeps asking Samantha “Where were you?” This is how it all went down…
Lindsay: Samantha where were you? You lost it, what’s wrong with you? (Sam walks to her door, as Lindsay squeals to another girl) Stop! Stop!
Sam: Who is this person?
Lindsay: (clearly confused and crying frantically) I’m your girlfriend!
Sam: No, who’s this other person here?
Lindsay: You know her…(still crying)
Sam: Then why were you yelling at her to stop?
Lindsay: Because she was trying to touch me[?]. Where were you?!?
Sam: This one has to go.
Lindsay: Don’t talk to my friend like that, Samantha (still crying).
Sam: She’s on my property, I don’t know her, I want her out. it’s that simple.
Lindsay: Where were you? Where were you? Where were you? Where were you? Where were you?
Sam: I was with my sister.
Lindsay: You’re lying!
Sam: Yeah, I’m lying.
Long story short the random chick leaves Samantha’s house but not before Sam’s suggest she gets a cab first. Lindsay enters Sam’s house and slams the door behind her. Phew LiLo sure is a handful is it really worth it? I mean c’mon Lindsay how much begging, crying, stalking, pathetic scenes must we continue to watch? When is enough ENOUGH! Samantha obviously doesn’t want you and guess what she’s not into you anymore. MOVE ON.
Lindsay Lohan was celebrating her birthday a tad bit early in Vegas this weekend. The 23-year-old made at least five outfit changes during the party held at the Wet Republic at the MGM Grand Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. The birthday girl was in Vegas to launch her new tanning line Sevin Nyne but we all know that wherever Lindsay goes a party is going to follow. Firecrotch’s on again and off again girlfriend Samantha Ronson was no where in sight but we think they are still on. Check out the pics of Lindsay in her red bandage swimsuit and her hot to death tassel platform shoes.
Honestly this is not a flattering picture of Lindsay Lohan. She looks disgustingly skinny and her face is all sunken in. We all know Lindsay hasn’t worked in a movie in who knows how long so all would assume that she is bored out of her mind. In an attempt to get some attention? Linds took to her twitter account simply saying: “Fornarina. Old Photos . I’m THAT bored.” Yes Linds you are that bored. If you didn’t see the Fornarina commercial here is your chance. FYI: It sucks big time.
Lindsay Lohan the disappearing actress has been ordered to pack on some pounds! The producers of her new film The Other Side want Lohan to have a healthy look and not look like a skeleton. In addition to some extra pounds the producers also have made Lindsay take random drug tests, and have a curfew during her filming days! Wow. A snitch has said: “They refuse to risk her dropping out of the movie because of her problems,” The Mean Girls actress has lost a ton of weight since her very public breakup/makeups with DJ Samantha Ranson.
In other Lohan news her borrowed sports car is up for auction on ebay by its owner Dennis DeSantis. The Maserati Quattroporte car valued at $115,000 is on sale with a starting bid of $25,000. Lindsay drove the car up until it was towed from her manly girlfriend’s house on May 27th for being illegally parked. The car does have some damage because Lindsay’s assistant did crash the car but Dennis fixed the car and gave it back to her before it was towed. The ebay listing for the Maserati doesn’t mention the accident (but you know now). You can now catch Lohan driving around LA in a black Rolls Royce Silver Phantom.
So if have any extra change in your couch and in between your car seats make a bid but you are gonna have to do it fast because the auction ends on June 11th!
The down and out Lindsay Lohan has finally gotten a job. Spanish Vogue has given the Hollywood starlet a chance. Yesterday Lindsay appeared to having a great time during the photoshoot. The actress wore a blonde wig and struck various poses. We are glad she found some work! Take a look at the pics from the spanish Vogue shoot.