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2
Oct
2009
Mariah Carey Performs On The Today Show
Fans came out early to see Mariah Carey perform on the Today Show this morning. Hubby Nick Cannon was there to support Mariah by giving her tons of hugs and kisses. Enjoy the pictures of Mariah and Nick at Rockefeller Plaza in New York City.
11
May
2009
14 Paragraphs From Nick Cannon: Mariah Didn’t Screw Eminem
The title pretty much sums most of it up. Most of it. So just fresh off his second honeymoon, Nick Cannon got the opportunity to get a sneak peak at Eminem’s new album. IT JUST SO HAPPENED that Nick got an email with a friendly mp3 attached called “Bagpipes From Baghdad“. (We have to admit, that track name is definitely funny as hell) Well as if you didn’t guess yet, Eminem told a story about being locked up in Mariah Carey’s wine cellar, their steamy relationship, the break up, and how Nick is “a prick”.
“I ain’t playin’ no f-ckin more, Nick Cannon good luck with the f-ckin’ whore.”
“In the bed with your brain dead lesbian vegetable, I bet you they become hetero-sexuals, Nothing will stop me from molesting you, titty f-ckin’ till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles, I said to the two conjoined twins, How’s it going girlfriends you need a boyfriend “
WOW, tell’em how you really feel Marshall. Well of coarse this would be enough to piss anyone off, so what does Nick do? He takes the higher road and posts his feelings on his blog. The weird part though, is we are thinking that Mr Cannon might actually be 3 people; Nick, The Angel and The Other Dude On The Other Shoulder. Yes…..we are thinking he just might be schizophrenic.
“So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man shit I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk sh*t, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy sh*t talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, “No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek
But then the dude on the other shoulder said, ” What N*gga?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!”
Ummm so long story as short as possible. As grown up, undisturbed and non-concerned as he may try to sound, given that this post goes 14 FULL PARAGRAPHS deep…we are thinking he’s definitely NOT composed and definitely quite UPSET about the new track. But what can he really do? It’s not like he can out shine him on the mic and he definitely couldn’t beat him up. Guess he should just take this one on the chin and forget it ever happened.
YES WE HAVE THE SOUNDTRACK!!! LISTEN HERE:
30
Mar
2009
Nick Buys Mariah A Dog For Anniversary
Nick Cannon bought his wife Mariah Carey of 1 year a Jack Russell Terrier for their first anniversary. It’s a great gift for a girl who has it all. The couple who were secretly married in the Bahamas last year are planning a honeymoon on the island of Barbados for some rest and relaxation. The Jack Russell Terrier is 8 weeks old and is named Cha-Cha how cute! Cannon recently said that being married to Mariah was “the most amazing thing ever.” There has been rumors that Mariah was pregnant but Nick laughed off those rumors. Can’t wait see pics of them in the sun!