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22
Mar
2010
Video–Tiger Woods Interview
We had to post Tiger Woods hand picked five minute interview with the media. We have had enough with all of these cheating couples but it makes for good water cooler talk on a Monday afternoon. While this is an act of contrition we still sense he is lying about certain things like — “…no one [in his inner circle of friends] knew what was going on when it was going on … ”
That’s a lie because one of his closest friends/employee had paid for Woods’s girlfriends flight and hotel to Australia with his credit card so that it couldn’t be traced back to Tiger.
The five-minute interviews conducted entirely on Woods terms with selected interviewers is hardly a soul-baring confessional but its a start. The interview with Kelly Tilghman has some highlights. You may remember Tilghman from her racist remarks for saying that young players who wanted to challenge Tiger Woods should “lynch him in a back alley.”.
Here is an excerpt from Tilghman‘s Golf Channel interview:
–How would Tiger’s dad feel about him cheating–
“He would be very disappointed in me.. very disappointed in me. We would have numerous long talks..that’s one of the things I miss. I wish I could have had his guidance through this.”
–Other points in the interview–
Why get married?
“Because I loved her I loved Elin with everything I have and that’s something that makes me feel even worse..that I did to someone that I love that much.”
–What will Woods tell his children about his affairs?–
“Yeah know I will that sit down talk…and it won’t just one time I know that it will be numerous times. I take full ownership of it. I will talk to my kids for however long they want to talk about.
Tigers Woods next appearance will be at the Masters next month. Can’t wait for him and everyone to move on.
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10
Mar
2010
Jamie Jungers Winner of Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant
What’s it like to be the Queen of all the Hoes? Just ask Tiger Woods #4 Mistress. Jamie Jungers won Howard Stern’s Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant this morning. Jungers won $75,000 for her championship performance, and listeners heard all of the juicy gossip from all of the contestants– Jamie Jungers (winner), Jamie Grubbs (runner-up), and Loredana Jolie (last place).
According to the Huffington Post:
Jungers claimed that Woods was well endowed–“Tiger’s wood was nine inches,”.
Former Playboy model Loredana Jolie, meanwhile, claimed Woods was ” bigger and better” than Michael Jordan.
We are thinking MJ is really pissed about having a smaller weener than Tiger!
Both Grubbs and Jungers said that Woods never used condoms when sleeping with them. Jungers reminded us that she slept with Woods the night his father died.
–Some other highlights from the pageant–
-Tiger flew Jamie Jungers COACH on Southwest to see him. ( How cheap is he!)
-Tiger asked Jungers about a three-some, but she said, ‘if your wife is involved’ and Tiger never brought it up again.
-Jolie said Tiger was “very into role playing” he would put a suit on, then go into a room with “several” naked chicks and he’d order these chicks to do stuff in front of them.
-Tiger’s nickname for Jamie Jungers: “Jamie Juicers.”
Great, this is the best a billionaire can get? A toothless waitress and a playboy model. These sluts really shouldn’t be given the time of day. Seeing some of the mistresses comments makes me think that Tiger is really a jerk. Who sleeps with these type of women? they are all trash. Maybe he is a sex addict after all. We just hope for Tiger’s sake his satellite radio is still broken after Elin put a smackin’ to it because this doesn’t look good.
9
Mar
2010
Is Tiger Out of the Woods With Elin?
We don’t know but they were wait,,, wait for it,,, KISSING! (gasp). Tiger Woods and Elin were caught on Monday so what’s next? a possible public display of affection for papparazzi? Radar Online is reporting:
“They were hugging and they were kissing right out in the open. Elin is certainly a lot more relaxed these days and so is he. People in the neighborhood are getting used to seeing them together again.”
Hmm, let’s not take this first base kiss as meaning anything. He did screw 14 skanks repeatedly for who knows how long. Elin and Tiger still live in separate houses but there are some rumors that the couple could be moving in back together. Only time will tell with these two. What do you think? Are they back together for good?
24
Feb
2010
Chris Brown Adds His Damn 2 Cents About Tiger Woods
Honestly, Chris Brown needs to just be quiet and go live in some far distant place. During an interview with “Mojo In the Morning” the Forever singer said he understands the golfing great marital troubles.
“My hat goes off to him. I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing because he is the best at it.”
Chris “Beat A Bitch Down” Brown even went so far as to compare himself to Tiger because of their dramatic news catching stories. Brown added:
“Whatever his personal life is—and I think this goes for me and him—his personal life is his personal life. Nobody has the right to place judgment or make any judgment on somebody else’s personal life when they’re not directly involved with them,” he continues. “He plays golf. That’s his sport, that’s his hobby, that’s his love, that’s what people love him for. They don’t love him for the other stuff that they talk about. Even with me, I do music, I sing songs, I’m an entertainer, I’m a performer. But people make mistakes.”
“I think people have to realize that everybody’s human. The good thing is, if you learn from your mistakes, then that’s a part of life. I think that’s a part of living and learning from mistakes and becoming a better person and growing from situations.”
Chris was very passionate about the subject because he kept blabbing adding:
“I think people always deserve a second chance. I know my fans gave me a second chance and people gave me a second chance.”
Brown was asked if he was gonna reach out the disgraced golfer and luckily he said no. Thank goodness. What do you guys think of Chris Brown’s comments?
20
Feb
2010
Video: Tiger’s Apology Was Pathetic
I don’t know what to think about the whole Tiger Woods apology thingy. It didn’t seem sincere enough for me. He just wants to get out of the doghouse with Elin. My question is the why the hell did it stop regular programming?! I halfway missed the Martha Stewart Show for this sorry ass “breaking news”.
Watch the video below for yourself.
18
Feb
2010
Tiger Woods Kinda Sorta Press Conference Takes Place Tomorrow
So with Tiger Woods out of sex rehab and working on marriage with Elin its time to get back to work and do what he does best right? We hope. On Friday Tiger plans to release a statement at the PGA headquarters in Ponte Vedra, Florida around 11 am. The selected press and close friends will get to hear up and close the golf great apologize try to mend some relationships and tell the world that he is returning to golf this season for all of the tournaments. Unfortunately, Woods will not be taking any questions from his select press junket. We wonder if Elin will be there? Her presence at the press conference or not says alot doesn’t it? For now enjoy the pics of Tiger on the loose in Orlando, Florida.
25
Jan
2010
Elin Visits Tiger In Sex Rehab
It looks like Tiger‘s wife Elin Woods wants to make her marriage work. Elin flew by private jet to visit the golfing phenom at Gentle Path in Hattiesburg, Mississippi over the weekend. She has been attending therapy sessions with Tiger for the past 5 days and they even hired security to make sure she doesn’t get caught by the paps. We are not sure if these two are gonna last but at least they are trying.
20
Jan
2010
Pic: Tiger Woods In Sex Rehab
It’s true! Tiger Woods has checked himself into the Gentle Path program, part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Mississippi. Leave it to the National Enquirer to get the dirt on celebs. After some odd 53 days in hiding photogs caught a grainy picture of the golf great unshaven, wearing a baseball cap, heading into his 12 step addiction meeting. Tiger is living without a roommate in one of the cottages at Gentle Path. The Enquirer also reported that he checked into the six-week program on December 30. We wonder if Elin will be paying him a visit?