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21
Jun
2009
Jennifer Hudson’s Fiancee’ Punk Makes Wrestling Debut!
For some time now we have been hearing that Punk David Otunga has been wanting to start a new career in wrestling and now his day has come. The Harvard Law School graduate and fiancee of singer Jennifer Hudson is a pro-wrestler and we must say he looks pretty good in those tight shorts! What the f-ck is up with his name though? He’s actually going by Dawson Alexander. WTF is that??? With names like The Hulk, The Wild Samoans, The Undertaker, and Kung Fu Naki, what in the world made him come up with Dawson Alexander? Maybe he’s got something for Dawson’s Creek and Alexander The Great. We’re really really confused here…
Damn…when you have money or hook up with someone who has money, you can basically do whatever the hell you want. Why in the world does a Harvard law student turned lawyer want to go in to wrestling? Not to mention, there are probably only about 40 people tops in the crowd (Probably his family and the other guys family). L O S E R!
Peep the video of the former “I Love New York” constestant jumping off some ropes, doing some headlocks, and pile drivers.