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11
Mar
2010
Howard Stern Calls Gabourey Sidibe “Enormous” and a “Fat Black Chick”
Shock Jock Howard Stern calls it like it is. Yesterday on his XM/Sirius radio station Stern along with his sidekick Robin Quivers had some unkind words for the Oscar nominated actress Gabourey Sidibe.
“There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie,” he said. “She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she’s never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?”
Robin added her two cents too saying Sidibe will not be another after “Precious”
“And Oprah’s lying and saying you’re going to have a brilliant career,” said Quivers.
“Oprah’s another liar, a filthy liar,” said Stern. “She’s telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career.”
Although Howard’s words are hurtful there is truth to his words. Gabourey is fat, dark skin and is in need of a Jenny Craig endorsement. She could hardly fit into her dress let alone her seat at the Oscars. We hope she can get some help because being obese is just a sign of emotional problems. Unfortunately, talent is not enough in Hollywood and she is going to need to get on a diet to lose the weight or get some liposuction.
Maybe does Howard Stern was too harsh or does he have a point here?
10
Mar
2010
Jamie Jungers Winner of Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant
What’s it like to be the Queen of all the Hoes? Just ask Tiger Woods #4 Mistress. Jamie Jungers won Howard Stern’s Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant this morning. Jungers won $75,000 for her championship performance, and listeners heard all of the juicy gossip from all of the contestants– Jamie Jungers (winner), Jamie Grubbs (runner-up), and Loredana Jolie (last place).
According to the Huffington Post:
Jungers claimed that Woods was well endowed–“Tiger’s wood was nine inches,”.
Former Playboy model Loredana Jolie, meanwhile, claimed Woods was ” bigger and better” than Michael Jordan.
We are thinking MJ is really pissed about having a smaller weener than Tiger!
Both Grubbs and Jungers said that Woods never used condoms when sleeping with them. Jungers reminded us that she slept with Woods the night his father died.
–Some other highlights from the pageant–
-Tiger flew Jamie Jungers COACH on Southwest to see him. ( How cheap is he!)
-Tiger asked Jungers about a three-some, but she said, ‘if your wife is involved’ and Tiger never brought it up again.
-Jolie said Tiger was “very into role playing” he would put a suit on, then go into a room with “several” naked chicks and he’d order these chicks to do stuff in front of them.
-Tiger’s nickname for Jamie Jungers: “Jamie Juicers.”
Great, this is the best a billionaire can get? A toothless waitress and a playboy model. These sluts really shouldn’t be given the time of day. Seeing some of the mistresses comments makes me think that Tiger is really a jerk. Who sleeps with these type of women? they are all trash. Maybe he is a sex addict after all. We just hope for Tiger’s sake his satellite radio is still broken after Elin put a smackin’ to it because this doesn’t look good.
9
Jun
2009
Howard Stern Can’t Stand Jay Leno
Wow Howard Stern, tell’em how you really feel huh? Well that he sure did, when he went on the David Letterman Show last night. He obviously had quite a bone to pick, because he went straight at Jay Leno by letting the public know that he didn’t and doesn’t like him one bit.
“Let me say something, now we can talk. I’ve never seen anybody who behaves like a robot like this guy. I watched his final show, he says goodbye to the tonight show and HE’S READING IT OFF A TELEPROMPTER for crying out loud. Where’s the emotion and where’s the humanity. HERE’S THE HOST THAT WE WANT TO WATCH”, Howard Stern stated while pointing at Dave.
Apparently, Howard has a bit of a grudge because it sounded as if he was upset that Jay didn’t put Howard on his show before Howard became big. Who did? Dave did, so that’s where his loyalty resides. I have to admit though, who the hell wants to put a no-name on a number one hit show? I wouldn’t either. I’m ridin’ with Jay on this one!!!