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Madonna has managed to get a record deal for her Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz. The loverboy is going to release two singles with the first one dropping this May called We Came From Light. Madonna has even allowed for the release of her classic chart topping songs Vogue and Like A Prayer to be used for marketing purposes. The singles are gonna be geared toward clubs with the help of mega mix producer Victor Calderone. An early release of Jesus’ first single will feature the material girl. I guess Luz is more than good looks and a smile.

These two are getting on my nerves. First they are off then on again then off. From the picture above it looks like they are still together. Jesus Luz, 23 and Madonna, 51 were making out in Rio de Janeiro club like 17 year-olds. We guess its hard to get away from Madonna.

Goodness I hope this is true. Jesus Luz has dumped his grandma the mega super star Madonna. After a year of dating it looks like Madonna’s vajayjay is all dried up and he’s on to a much more younger girlfriend. The main reason for the breakup was Jesus’ mom constant complaining about his dating choice. Just so you know Jesus’s mom is only 14 years younger than Madonna (Yikes!) Now that these two have broken up who do you think is gonna is Madonna’s next catch?

Just got our hands on Madonna‘s new video Celebration! The video is a hit because she has teamed up with video director Jonas Akerlund (“Ray of Light”).
It’s full of the stuff that makes Madonna famous: great dancers from her Sticky & Sweet tour, dry humps, tons of gyration, touchy touchiness, and her shirtless sexy Jesus Luz playing a DJ. Its a little weird to see the 51 year old-slobbering all over her model boyfriend. It’s sorta like watching your grandmother make out.
One thing for sure is that we have to admit Madonna does look good for her age. We really like the guest appearance of Madge’s daughter Lourdes who does a back breaking solo dance but be careful it’s literally like 2 seconds. If you want the video you can download it from itunes for free for the next 48 hours until then watch the teaser.

Madonna and Jesus Luz are back on! but keeping a low profile. We snagged Ford Modeling Management Jesus’s comp card and we like it. Jesus’s card tells us some details about the pretty boy model. Jesus is 6’0 with a 31 inch waist, 35 inch sleeve and 10.5 in a shoe. I think I would hire him wouldn’t you?
It’s official Madonna has dumped her Brazilian boyfriend Jesus Luz. Madonna was most likely embarrassed when Jesus was seen with 19 year old Luciana Acosta. In an attempt to save face Madonna has said that she is looking to adopt another Malawian kid again and if she is dating a 22-year-old it doesn’t look too good for her. A Daily Star source said that: “She was drawn to Jesus. But it was just a bit of fun and she’s enjoyed herself. But she is growing bored of the relationship and her family comes first. He would ruin her chances of adopting again. And the pictures of him with Luciana made her realise that he’ll be better suited to somebody his own age.” We all know the truth…Madonna is old as dirt and the young hottie Luciana stole Jesus from her.

Madonna‘s 22 year- old boy toy Jesus Luz is risking being dumped! Jesus was seen dirty dancing with lingerie model Luciana Acosta at a party in Rio, Brazil. The pair caused a quite stir at the party according to a reveler who said:
“They danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist…He’d had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something.”
The two were caught the next day taking a walk along the beach and Luciana attempted to set the record straight
“We both love to dance so were dancing and catching up, talking about our careers.”
Jesus is probably dumped already and living back in Brazil no wait Madonna is an old hag she is going to try to at least milk this for all its worth before stalking local high schools for her next victim.